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Default Government stockpiles 500,000 coffins for us

On Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:22:14 -0400, the infamous Wes
scrawled the following:

Ignoramus18712 wrote:

http://suzieqq.wordpress.com/2008/07...astic-coffins/

The government's foresight makes me feel a little better.


A sealed coffin is going to turn one's body in to mush. You want a box that will let a
few gasses out if you want to be preserved a bit longer. This is a reflection on some
sales pitches widows get about upgrading coffins.


Mmm, what a yummy smell!


Coffin adds disgust me. Same for morticians. Dig a hole, drop me in, leave a marker,
good enough for my dogs and cats, good enough for me.


"Flambé me and feed the fishies!" sez I.

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"Given the low level of competence among politicians,
every American should become a Libertarian."
-- Charley Reese, Alameda Times-Star (California), June 17, 2003