Wes wrote:

Ignoramus18712 wrote:

http://suzieqq.wordpress.com/2008/07...astic-coffins/

The government's foresight makes me feel a little better.

A sealed coffin is going to turn one's body in to mush. You want a box that will let a
few gasses out if you want to be preserved a bit longer. This is a reflection on some
sales pitches widows get about upgrading coffins.

Coffin adds disgust me. Same for morticians. Dig a hole, drop me in, leave a marker,
good enough for my dogs and cats, good enough for me.

Take my bloated, stinking corpse, load it into a cargo plane, take it up
to 20,000' and drop me on someone I don't like... It's a bird... It's a
plane... It's... oh no! *SPLAT!*