The Natural Philosopher wrote:
Mary Fisher wrote:
"John Stumbles" wrote in message
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On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 10:44:27 +0000, The Medway Handyman wrote:
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Enjoy your birth. After giving birth most women say they never want
to do it again:
Evidence?
Mary
Hah. I remember once one of those dreadful syrupy Mother and Baby
programs on the telly once..after te usual parade of 'gosh it hurt,
but when my baby was delivered i felt....' the last interviewee, who
looked frankly stunning, articulate and intelligent..said 'well it was
basically like having a bloody great rather painful constipated
****'.. 'and how did you feel when Baby was put into your arms?'
'extremely relieved, but conscious of the fact I had just taken on a
21 year job with no possibility of resignation'
Far too much bull**** about Babies.
You often get women gazing lovingly at babies & wishing they had one. You
never hear "Oh I wish I had a tenager" do you?
They grow up!
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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk