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says...
In article , Abe wrote:
In article m,
says...
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 09:02:12 -0500, "Sweet Sawdust"
wrote:

I do own a...osculating sander.

Do you osculate with this sander while it's plugged in?

That would definitely make this one the most dangerous.

LOL! Well, better osculation than fellation.

Or even worse, http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1997-10.html

YEEOOOOUUCH! What an idiot. One is left to wonder where the moron's
cow orkers found his missing cojone. Stuck to the ceiling, maybe?