Bruce gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

I managed to roll up and pack a tent away once without removing my
glasses from the pocket in the inner liner. Gaffer tape only goes so far
in repairing them.

Only Elastoplast will do.

Ah, but I had some gaffer tape with me...

As Jack Duckworth would tell you. ;-)

Who? No, I probably don't want to know.