"Lloyd E. Sponenburgh" wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" fired this volley in
m:

I though it was made to scare of those pesky Jehova's Witnesses who
like to wake you up at odd hours, then don't know when to leave.
Subtle hints like, Leave, before I release the guard dogs goes right
over their heads.

Heh! I was clearing another 1/4 acre one day when the Jehosafreaks
showed up.

As they were getting out of their car (like a circus VW!), I walked the
distance between us with the running chainsaw dangling from one hand, a
cigarette hanging from my lips, and an oily, "Hah kin I hep you folks git
back inter yer car?"

Amazingly, they didn't need any help at all.


Can you believe that a carload of them stopped me in the street one
evening, limping home from church, wish my cane? As soon as they pulled
out their stack of tracts i told them i wasn't interested in them, or
their beliefs. I also told them that i wasn't interested in going across
town to one of their meetings, and that I was 100% disabled, in a lot of
painand needed to get home, and off my feet before I fell. They drove
along side of me for a couple blocks, trying to talk to me. If they had
followed me the last couple blocks I would have called the police.


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