"Michael A. Terrell" fired this volley in
m:

I though it was made to scare of those pesky Jehova's Witnesses who
like to wake you up at odd hours, then don't know when to leave.
Subtle hints like, Leave, before I release the guard dogs goes right
over their heads.

Heh! I was clearing another 1/4 acre one day when the Jehosafreaks
showed up.

As they were getting out of their car (like a circus VW!), I walked the
distance between us with the running chainsaw dangling from one hand, a
cigarette hanging from my lips, and an oily, "Hah kin I hep you folks git
back inter yer car?"

Amazingly, they didn't need any help at all.

LLoyd