That metalworking fluid of yore, made famous by the radio jingle:

"No teats to pull, no hay to pitch...
"Just poke two holes in the son of a bitch."

--
Ed Huntress

Just blew diet Pepsi on monitor. Good one.

My father taught me that when I was about four years old. My very proper
grandmother (DAR, WCTU, New England blueblood) almost had a stroke when I
recited it at Christmas dinner when I was five or six.

--
Ed Huntress

And Dad was, no doubt, rolling on the floor, holding his sides from
laughing.

I know I would have been.

Mike