"Ken Sterling" wrote in message
...

How about if you just take two aluminum boats, clamp a long jumper cable
to
each one, and run a long extension cord to a 440 V transformer?

You'd need rubber floor mat and seat cushion for each boat, of course. And
a
couple of wooden oars to make sure the boats don't touch. You might want
to
check the fillings in your teeth, too, to make sure you don't still have
some old silver ones in there...and be sure your life insurance benefits
still are assigned to the right person...

d8-)
G Hint of sarcasism noted.....
Ken.

I sure don't want to spoil anyone's fun, Ken, but I want to know where your
pond is, so there's no chance I ever go near it by mistake...

The electrical ideas we've seen here really give me the willies. And just
think, if you'd just dumped in some rotenone when this thread started, you'd
be halfway to restocking by now.

There are reasons that fish and game departments all over the country use
the stuff for killing off the fish in ponds. It's safe, it's easy, and it
works. d8-)

--
Ed Huntress