On Jun 1, 2:44*pm, charlieb wrote:
Have you noticed that your eyes have become sensitive to a weird
shade of green, picking it up even if it's only in your peripheral
vision
- at a distance?

And should something that has THAT green on it NOT be a Festool
product, do you mentally do an Oh Darn?

Do you look at a tailed hand tool and think "You know, if only that
switch or button or lever - were THAT green, I just might buy it."

Are you looking at your portable power tools arsenal wondering
how Festool has, or will, *improve it?

When checking out a potential More Tools! acquistion, does the
price being half to one third the price of a similar Festool product
- make you suspicious of the quality or performance of the tool
you're looking at?

When trying a demo tool, do you think - "But it only does this,
and it does it like almost all the others do."?

Do you look at the LEIGH FMT or MultiRouter and think "Damn,
you sure have to do a lot of stuff just to cut mortises where
you want 'em - end grain or not."?

Do you even look at your table saw and fence and think "If they
could somehow . . ."?

It's a Euro Plot! *AND - "they" are out to convert The Last Bastion
of The Imperial System - to METRIC - terrorists cloaked in Black and
That Weird Green - out to destroy OUR woodworking way of life!
Next thing you know they'll start with Left Handed Only tools.

Bosch was too blatant so they've repackage themselves as
- FESTOOL. *Where's HomeLandSecurity when we need them?

Festool is out there - just waiting for YOU! *A moment of
weakness, a wallet leaving a back pocket, a credit card out
in plane view, an unsolicited brochure or DVD . . .

THEY'RE HERE!

charlie b

Soon to be released: MEN IN GREEN starring Tommy Lee Jones as KPAX.