The Medway Handyman wrote:
Tanner-'op wrote:
Dave,

I found this on another forum and couldn't resist sharing it with
you. A new DeWalt tool that's would serve you well when dealing with
those
that disagree with you.

http://i31.tinypic.com/15yxlj5.jpg

Use it wisely and sparingly - as its first use could have you
practising your business away from your home area for a while (around
15 years possibly) and with a very limited clientele.

I reckon the new Makita AK47 will be better, I have one on order.

What was your address again?

Ah Dave,

And I thought you had 'binned' me! I'll pass on giving you my address,
there are too may 'spam bots' here to harvest it. ;-)

Besides, over the years, my skin has become as tough as Chobham armour and
therefore impervious to the DeWalt tool I posted 'or' your preferred AK47 -
you could possibly try some depleted uranium AP shells, but that could be a
bit adventurous for a DIY group to give advice on manufacturing (although
somebody will probably be an expert on the things). LOL

Tanner-'op