I got in trouble for commentin on a fire related death not too long ago. A
reporter I know asked me if I knew how the fire started and I told him "The
woman was smoking in bed.....at least she was when I got to her." He
thought it was funny and shared it with someone who didn't. I got a new
letter in my file out of the deal. Oh well. I'll just add it to the
growing collection.

"Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT" wrote in message
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Tue, Jul 29, 2003, 1:49pm (EDT-3)
(Desert Traveler) says:
OR W.C. Fields:
Ahhhhh, yesss. Buried my wife last spring.
Had to. She died.

Reminds me of Lilith Weatherwas. She had buried three husbands,
and at least two of them had been already dead.

JOAT
Always put off until tomorrow something which, tomorrow, you could put
off until, let's say, next year.
- Lady Myria LeJean.

Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 23 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofal...All/page4.html