HeyBub wrote:
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Me: "Do you have Encyclopedia Judaica?"
Librarian: "No."

"--not on shelf but we have online access and can get you any
article(s) you wish."

Me: "Do you have Marquis' Who's Who?"
Librarian: "No."
" -- but interlibrary loan can have a copy in __ days."

Me: "Do you have Cumulative Books In Print or the Congressional Record?"
Librarian: "No."

Etc., ...

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