"zzyzzx" wrote in message
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When I was looking for homeowners insurance one insurance company
refused to even quote me unless I could get my roof "certified". When
I researched exactly what that means, it would require me to get a new
roof. Like I'm going to replace a perfectly good roof just to get
insurance??


I'll bet that insurance company would have insured you if you signed a
certified, notarized legal document stating that you would never file a
claim against them as long as you were insured with them.