On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

It grew back..took a while though.


2) Did she live through it?

Yes, though she did have to provide "special services" on demand for a
couple weeks.


My mom once rolled some duct tape into a ball and slid it into my
sleeping fathers armpit and pulled his arm close to his body.

After an hour or so, she tickled him awake.

I didnt know my dad knew all those neat words......

Gunner


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr