SteveB wrote:
Any good?

Steve



Extremely good, as is gorilla glue!

Any good?

Steve

SteveB wrote:

Any good?

Steve


Test on a Gorilla and let us know. ;-)


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SteveB writes:

Any good?

The "Gorilla" products are quite old and ordinary urethane, PVA, and CA
adhesives with some catchy packaging that suggests they are something new
and different. You see women and old men buying this stuff because they
just want to believe something off the shelf will let the inexpert fix the
unfixable. Buying a $6 bottle of glue to fix a hopeless pair of blown-out
$4 WalMart sneakers, that sort of thing. We all have a natural desire to
want better adhesives than man has yet devised.

I would suspect the tape is likewise a well-made product but nothing novel.

Better than Duct Tape (even though saying that I may be charged with high
treason in Canada).

"SteveB" wrote in message
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Any good?

Steve

On Apr 8, 9:11*pm, "SteveB" wrote:
Any good?

Steve

Only lasted a couple of months out in the weather holding plastic
sheeting down. Didn't disintegrate, just lost its stickum. Not sure
it's that much better than premium duct tape. The cheap stuff just
delaminates, so it's better than that.

Stan

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
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SteveB wrote:

Any good?

Steve


Test on a Gorilla and let us know. ;-)



Better yet, test it by peeling it off a gorilla.

Shawn

Shawn wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
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Test on a Gorilla and let us know. ;-)

Better yet, test it by peeling it off a gorilla.


If it's ay good it WONT peel off, but it will irritate the gorilla.
If you don't have a gorilla availible, a usenet troll will do. ;-)


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On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 10:55:59 -0400, "Shawn" shawn_75ATcomcastDOTnet
wrote:


"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
om...

SteveB wrote:

Any good?

Steve


Test on a Gorilla and let us know. ;-)



Better yet, test it by peeling it off a gorilla.

Shawn

Whic reminds me of the "chest waxing" scene in the movie:
"the 40 yr old virgin"

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.


Gunner


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

2) Did she live through it?

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Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

It grew back..took a while though.


2) Did she live through it?

Yes, though she did have to provide "special services" on demand for a
couple weeks.


My mom once rolled some duct tape into a ball and slid it into my
sleeping fathers armpit and pulled his arm close to his body.

After an hour or so, she tickled him awake.

I didnt know my dad knew all those neat words......

Gunner


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

2) Did she live through it?
3) Did you defoliate her?
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:51:09 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

It grew back..took a while though.


2) Did she live through it?

Yes, though she did have to provide "special services" on demand for a
couple weeks.


My mom once rolled some duct tape into a ball and slid it into my
sleeping fathers armpit and pulled his arm close to his body.

After an hour or so, she tickled him awake.

OUCH! It hurt just to read that. Sticky-side-out, I'm guessing.


I didnt know my dad knew all those neat words......

Bwahahahaha! I see you come from a long line of family dysfunction,
eh?

--
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:19:08 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:51:09 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

It grew back..took a while though.


2) Did she live through it?

Yes, though she did have to provide "special services" on demand for a
couple weeks.


My mom once rolled some duct tape into a ball and slid it into my
sleeping fathers armpit and pulled his arm close to his body.

After an hour or so, she tickled him awake.

OUCH! It hurt just to read that. Sticky-side-out, I'm guessing.


I didnt know my dad knew all those neat words......

Bwahahahaha! I see you come from a long line of family dysfunction,
eh?
Camping several years ago, second son and friend had silly putty and
when SWMBO asked for help with something, friend tucked the silly
putty in his armpit where, since he was an early bloomer, it became
entangled. I think it would have been easier and less painful to have
shaved his armpit.
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:39:24 -0400, Gerald Miller
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

2) Did she live through it?
3) Did you defoliate her?

She had already been both deflowered and defoliated for years.
G

Had a thing about body hair. Shrug

Though it was nice not to have a stray hair wrap itself around my
glottis every now and then...

G

Gunner


Gerry :-)}
London, Canada


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr

Gunner Asch wrote in
:

snip
A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.


Gunner
snip

OUCH!! I guess it COULD have been worse, she might have put it on a lower
elevation. Then again she might have had plans for those bits later and
having you doubled over might have spoiled that

Bill

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:47:52 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:39:24 -0400, Gerald Miller
wrote:

3) Did you defoliate her?

She had already been both deflowered and defoliated for years.
G

Had a thing about body hair. Shrug

That's a good thing. I dated (_very_ briefly) a girl who didn't shave.
I much prefer the unbearded clams, pits, and gams, TYVM.


Though it was nice not to have a stray hair wrap itself around my
glottis every now and then...

Amen to that, Brother! Vive la France!

Q: What sound does a girl's pubic hair make before hitting the floor?

A: Ptui!

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-- Bishop Richard Cumberland

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:19:08 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:51:09 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 20:59:00 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:41:44 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner Asch quickly quoth:

A playful lady once had at my chest coat with a roll of 100mph tape
while I was sleeping.

NOT a preferred way to awaken. Incoming mortars is almost as
bad.....almost...but only if it hits your hooch.

I have only two questions about that, Gunner:

1) Did the fur grow back, or do you still have that nekkid strip going
down your chest?

It grew back..took a while though.


2) Did she live through it?

Yes, though she did have to provide "special services" on demand for a
couple weeks.


My mom once rolled some duct tape into a ball and slid it into my
sleeping fathers armpit and pulled his arm close to his body.

After an hour or so, she tickled him awake.

OUCH! It hurt just to read that. Sticky-side-out, I'm guessing.


I didnt know my dad knew all those neat words......

Bwahahahaha! I see you come from a long line of family dysfunction,
eh?


Finns have an "interesting" sense of humor...... G

Gunner


"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so
would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their
methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining
power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The
problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group,
they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of
wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some
want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second
Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting
rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and
complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture
that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political
correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the
competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join
forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core,
and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr