Larry Jaques wrote:
On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 16:31:28 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 12:43:41 -0400, with neither quill nor qualm, "Ed
Huntress" quickly quoth:

"Bob Engelhardt" wrote in message
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A magnet attracts women?? I know less about them than I was aware! Bob
Only if you're covered with rare-earth magnets and the woman has a
brass-plated steel belt buckle. The classier ones have all-brass buckles,
or
silver, so don't count on the ones you attract amounting to much.
C'mon, guys. Wimmenfolk are full of irony. Of _course_ they're
magnetic.
Pfhhht! That man has earned a Bullet Surprise for literature.

Wasn't that once a chicken joke?
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(Pullet Surprise)

--
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
-- Henry David Thoreau


Yep it's about a farmer who raised chickens. He decided to put bell onto
each rooster to keep track of which ones were mating and which were not.
The bells all had different tones so he could tell which bird was doing
his job the best. BUT his favorite birds bell didn't make a sound all
day. So he went to check on him. To his amazement the bird had grabbed
the bell in his beak to silence it, while all the other roosters ran
around with bells ringing and chasing the hens. His charts showed that
this rooster being smarter and better than the rest deserved acknowledgment,
So he gave him the NO-BELL-Piece Prize, and the Pullet Surprise...


And it is MUCH funnier when told out loud...
--
Steve W.