Al Kyder wrote:
As most of you have heard, President Bush is going to be stopping in
Batswannna on his upcoming African tour. Ever since I was picked to be
the liaison for the Batswannna stop, it's just been one thing after
another.

First, I had to call my old friend Charles Taylor and ask him to step
down. "Chuck," I said, "I just can't have W over here talking about
AIDS while your savage people are hacking each other to death like
stoned plastic surgeons. The Americans just don't go for that kind of
****." He argued for awhile, but he got it eventually.

Then I get a call from the Batswannna Consulate General threatening me
with war crimes. All because of that stupid witch doctor. As my
friends, if some of you here call them and tell them to reconsider, it
would be great.

http://www.gov.bw/tourism/embassies/embassies.html

Wish me luck. I may not return all my emails promptly, but I do read
them all eventually and throw them away. Just like Lyns reviews.

You think I could get the Batwannna government to reimburse me for my
laptop the rebels destroyed? I'm going to bring my receipt and wear
them out. They might only be able to reimburse me with rocks and dead
monkeys, but anything's better than nothing.

Take care, friends. I'll let you know how it's going. Somebody look in
on Traves "Stinkfinger" Poppycock and Doug Miller. They get kind of lonely.

God Bless
Al Kyder

The whole problem is the pygmies. The little *******s agitate everybody,
and even **** off the monkeys, by blowing darts at them. We need some
pygmy dunking, and throwing contests, and see how many we can stuff into
a plastic tote box. Get rid of the pygmies and see how smooth thing run.