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Lew Hodgett Lew Hodgett is offline
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Default O/T: Who Wants To be A Millionaire ???

Another one from the 93 year old cousin

Enjoy
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My wife and I were watching
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said,
"Do you want to have sex?'

'No!' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes!' she replied.

Then I said, 'I'd like to phone a friend.'

That's the last thing I remember.

Darn woman, she has absolutely NO sense of humor!