Andy Dingley wrote:
On 6 Feb, 22:41, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

just because the grease monkey
looks like something out of a trailer trash movie,

You were heading to _Norfolk_. What did you expect, the erudite
presenter of a celebrated TV panel game?

Just be grateful he didn't flap his gills at you and demand payment in
elvers.

Hee hee. You guys still haven't got it. In Norfolk we make a point of
appearing that way to dissuade outsiders. Trouble is it's starting to
fail and loads of houses are being bought up by well-off southerners.
Now lots of locals can't afford to stay. Time for a new tactic.
Blue-tongue, H5N1? Hmmm.

Peter Scott