Andy Dingley wrote:
On 6 Feb, 22:41, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

just because the grease monkey
looks like something out of a trailer trash movie,

You were heading to _Norfolk_. What did you expect, the erudite
presenter of a celebrated TV panel game?

I turned round and took it to teh local SUFFOLK garage...

Just be grateful he didn't flap his gills at you and demand payment in
elvers.

Been there..done that..