My ex-mother-in-law was once a garage sale freak. Addicted to garage sales.

One day, she stopped at a garage where the door was open, and it was full of
treasures. She was walking through it when the owner came out and asked
something like - what the f*** do you think you are doing?

Isn't this a garage sale?

No, now get the f*** out of here!

I think that is when she went for help. ;-)

Steve