"Old Nick" wrote in message
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 02:41:38 GMT, Gerald Miller
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

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Guy across the street has an interesting approach to mowing. He waits
till the grass is about 8-10 inches high and it is raining lightly, he
starts the mower and proceeds to cut in a clockwise pattern such that
the discharge is directed toward the uncut grass. When the shroud
fills up and stalls the engine, he tries to re-start it several times
with the recoil starter, then takes it over to the driveway and
bounces it off the concrete until enough grass falls out to allow the
engine to run for a couple more rounds of the forty foot square lawn.
Gerry :-)}
London, Canada

Wait, you guys run lawn mowers around the yard? Doesn't that shoot the
green painted rocks everywhere?

Joel. phx


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