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Default Man sucked into Satellite Dish explodes and dies

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:06:53 GMT, willshak
wrote general bull****:

The only real truth is found in the Koran at 34:13.22a(2) wherein it
states:

"And it shall come to pass that the followers of Mohammed (may he rot
in his casket wrapped in the ballsack of a pig) shall always have
their way with their goats and camels as the goat and camel will
always have lesser backhair than his two-bagger woman. And shall he
hide the dick so small beneath the toga wrapped around his slender
legs as they bend in anticipation of entry by his father/uncle as they
are both the same man. Yea shall he utter God is Great as he strokes
his dick so small and deposits his DNA into the innards of the goat,
camel, or woman, for it shall matter not which of them he chooses dost
they all have the sphincter as if it were one. Then shall he
understand that only one must take the young boy and the camel to be
as great as Mohammed as he is known for shores everywhere as the fag
of Baghdad, the tonsil of Tunisia, the poker of Greece. And shall he
keep the goat close by to take the cameldung from his dick so small.
And Allah sjhall be watching, and watching carefully from above as he
wanks to the sight of Mohammed and his goat."