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December 25, 2007

It began as BLAH BLAH BLAH


Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

Really lame.....did your Mommy write this for you??

"Roger Buttsnort" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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December 25, 2007

It began as BLAH BLAH BLAH


Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

Really lame.....did your Mommy write this for you?

I can see why the owners are holding out against the writers in the current
strike. Although, it's better than some of the claptrap that was on TV
before the strike.

Steve

You must work for MSNBC



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December 25, 2007

December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish.

The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide.

Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
instantly.

Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.

Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

on 12/26/2007 4:10 PM said the following:
December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish.

The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide.

Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
instantly.

Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.

Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario



I saw a movie one time named "Stay Tuned", where the people were sucked
into the satellite dish and sent off into characters in TV programs. It
starred John Ritter and Pam Dawber. Are you sure this isn't the movie?


--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

One must investigate this new power source.Call it Miracle Power.


On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:10:07 -0600, wrote:

December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish.

The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide.

Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
instantly.

Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.

Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

But, was the dish and equipment OK?


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December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
snip
Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

On Dec 26, 4:10*pm, wrote:
December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. *On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. *Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. *While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. *Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. *He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish. *

The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. *Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide. *

Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. *They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. *They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
instantly. *

Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. * Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.

Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.

Don't bother to call Myth Busters.

On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:10:07 -0600, wrote:

It began as a happy Christmas


Aw. C'mon. April is still four month's away.

Pat wrote:
On Dec 26, 4:10 pm, wrote:
December 25, 2007

It began as a happy Christmas on 21st Avenue, but ended in trajedy.
Robert Kellington loved his television, and had at least one set in
every room of the house, all connected to his satellite system. On
Christmas eve he got a 60 inch big screen television as a gift. Early
on Christmas morning he flipped on the kitchen tv, grabbed a bite to
eat and went to the bathroom for personal needs. While in the
bathroom, he flipped on the bathroom tv set. Both his son and
daughter were watching cartoons in their bedrooms, and his wife was
watching a church service on the 27 inch master bedroom television.
Kellington went to the basement to get some tools, and immediately
flipped on the basement tv, leaving it on as he came back upstairs and
went to the living toom to connect the cable to his new big screen
set. He got the cable connected, and hit the power switch, just when
his neighbor, Matthew Foreman was running a snowblower on his
driveway, near the Kellington's satellite dish.

The moment Robert Kellington his the power switch on his new big
screen tv, there was a power surge through the satellite dish, and his
neighbor, Matthew Foreman was sucked into the dish, along with his
snowblower. Both him and the snowblower exploded as they smashed thru
the center of the satellite dish, and were expelled out the rear in
small pieces of flesh, bone, and metal, which were spread across an
area several city blocks wide.

Police investigators later said there were 14 television sets turned
on at the same time in the Kellington's home, and the surge of that
big screen set created such a powerful burst of energy, it literally
sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They
went on to explain that the dish was sucking so much power it became
an electronic magnet of sorts and reacted similar to a vacuum cleaner.
The magnetic field grabbed the metal of the snowblower, pulling
Foreman along. They estimated Foreman and the snowblower struck the
dish at a speed of over 60,000 miles per second, thus exploding them
instantly.

Kellington is not being charged, since it was not intentional, but all
of his television equipment is being held for investigation.
Kellington refused to speak to reporters, except to say that he is so
very sorry for what happened. Police investigators are considering
the possibility of suing the manufacturer of both the satellite
equipment, and the big screen television, but not until further
analysis and research is done to determine the cause of the incident.

Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.

Don't bother to call Myth Busters.

Must have been the Ontario in Ohio, Wisconsin or
New York.

Pat wrote:
snip

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.


What about WHO-TV in Des Moines, Iowa? Iowa is west of the Mississippi
River, last time I looked on the map.

user wrote:
Pat wrote:
snip

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.


What about WHO-TV in Des Moines, Iowa? Iowa is west of the Mississippi
River, last time I looked on the map.

The convention is: W = east, K = west. Those stations in existence before
the regulation was adopted (1923) were allowed to keep their original
designations and have popsicles for lunch.

"user" wrote in message
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Pat wrote:
snip

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.


What about WHO-TV in Des Moines, Iowa? Iowa is west of the Mississippi
River, last time I looked on the map.

Or KDKA in Pittsburg, Pa.......

To all with too much time....

What pap for half-baked brains.

Be careful! Once long ago brains and eggs were a delicacy aboard railroad
trains' dining cars.

I'll take the eggs; the rest of you are stuck with your brains.

Harley Harebrain



"user" wrote in message
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Pat wrote:
snip

Totally implausible story. As everyone knows, all TV stations in
Ontario start with a "C" as in "CFTO". A "W" would be in US, east of
the Mississippi. Duh.


What about WHO-TV in Des Moines, Iowa? Iowa is west of the Mississippi
River, last time I looked on the map.

Hey, it happened here too. Couple years ago Elvis was walking his dog
and eating a peanut butter and bananna sandwich out in front of
my house when......


PaPaPeng wrote:

On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:10:07 -0600, wrote:

It began as a happy Christmas


Aw. C'mon. April is still four month's away.

--
"There's only one thing better than having a fishing boat, and that's having
a buddy who has a fishing boat."

On Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:06:53 GMT, willshak
wrote general bull****:

The only real truth is found in the Koran at 34:13.22a(2) wherein it
states:

"And it shall come to pass that the followers of Mohammed (may he rot
in his casket wrapped in the ballsack of a pig) shall always have
their way with their goats and camels as the goat and camel will
always have lesser backhair than his two-bagger woman. And shall he
hide the dick so small beneath the toga wrapped around his slender
legs as they bend in anticipation of entry by his father/uncle as they
are both the same man. Yea shall he utter God is Great as he strokes
his dick so small and deposits his DNA into the innards of the goat,
camel, or woman, for it shall matter not which of them he chooses dost
they all have the sphincter as if it were one. Then shall he
understand that only one must take the young boy and the camel to be
as great as Mohammed as he is known for shores everywhere as the fag
of Baghdad, the tonsil of Tunisia, the poker of Greece. And shall he
keep the goat close by to take the cameldung from his dick so small.
And Allah sjhall be watching, and watching carefully from above as he
wanks to the sight of Mohammed and his goat."

As Jesus would say to the author, concerning the title:

Go yea and do likewise.

-Larry (This devil can be cast out only with constant prayer and fasting) C.

"Roger_N" wrote in message
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et contradicentem.141 That God would
strike them with blindness, and in full noon they would grope like the
blind; and that a forerunner would go before Him.

736. Transfixerunt.[142] Zech. 12:10.

That a deliverer should come, who would crush the demon's head, and free
His
people from their sins, ex omnibus iniquitatibus;[143] that there should
be
a New Covenant, which would be eternal; that there should be another
priesthood after the order of Melchisedek, and it should be eternal; that
the Christ should be glorious, mighty, strong, and yet so poor that He
would
not be recognised, nor taken for what He is, but rejected and slain; that
His people who denied Him should no longer be His people; that the
idolaters
should receive Him, and take refuge in Him; that He should leave Zion to
reign in the centre of idolatry; that nevertheless the Jews should
continue
for ever; that He should be of Judah, and when there should be no longer a
king.

SECTION XII: PROOFS OF JESUS CHRIST

737. There

sucked Foreman into the dish, causing his instantanious death. They


Gary Hernandez - Reporter
WEED Tv Inc.
Ontario


Hmmm....Great story. But how come I can't get WEED Tv, Inc to come up in
Google? How come "instantaneous" is mis-spelled?

Hmmm....