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geoff;1800099 Wrote:
In message , dtechy
writes-

The Medway Handyman;1799622 Wrote:-
I heard of a case recently where a pikey electrocuted himself by hack
sawing
through a live cable he was trying to steal for the copper.

I've spotted a niche market here which could make my fortune.

The plan is to buy a load of those £9.99 non contact volt sticks
from-

-
Maplins (the ones that light up near a live cable).

I'm going to re package them & sell them for £25 as "The Pikey-
Protector".-

I already have the advertising tag line worked out; "Protect a Pikey-
for a-
Pony".

The only problem is where to advertise them?



Can anyone suggest suitable magazines to reach my target market?


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Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk
01634 717930
07850 597257-

Could you keep your racial stereotypes to yourself MH and keep the
subject on DIY, unless you believe that pikey's (you really mean
romany

gypsies, but feel that if you use another term it isn't racist) or
perhaps you have never heard of any crimes ever being commited by
anyone apart from a traveller. By the way I live in a house in a city
where crime is committed by all sorts of people - even handy men.-


Oh, do **** off


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geoff


How many brain cells did you kill with that impressive response Geoff,
are you a pikey by any chance?



Oh do **** off

****


happier ?


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geoff