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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:01:19 GMT, KLS wrote:

On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:12:32 -0600, "HeyBub" wrote:

Buck Turgidson wrote:
That's why there are urinals, besides who wants to touch a filthy
toilet seat just to pee?

I always (well, not always) wonder how women deal with the restrooms
on airplanes. Do they actually sit down?


In spite of what they say, 80% of women don't, in fact, sit down. They
squat.

I saw it (the results, not the raw data) on the internet.


Or, more likely, they grab a wad of toilet paper, wipe off the seat
the best they can, wash their hands, pull off two lengths of toilet
paper and lay those down on top of each side of the toilet seat
horseshoe, and then position their posteriors over the hole, trying
not to sit but at least being buttressed with some insulating
protection against the sprayers' cooties. Some women really need to
sit.


Obviously, you've never seen a Ladies Room after Visiting Day at the
local prison.

GOT cooties?


I think urinals are a fine idea in co-ed bathrooms as long as the
sprayers use those and not the toilets.


Oren
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