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I remember stewarding at a Dexys Midnight Runners concert in Kilburn
years ago

I went for a **** and two "ladies" walked into the gents and one kept
guard while the other dropped her knickers turned around and relieved
herself against the porcelain.

Backwards???????????

yes

Enough info, I hope


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geoff

Rather puzzling, actually. American females go forwards. We trust that
the stream landed somewehere other than on her feet.

Unless, of course, your English female urinal-users were depositing
something other than urine