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My dad lived in Altamonte for many years. All I remember about Ocala was
that we played against them in softball, and they usually kicked our
arses...


Now that's interesting. You commented a few posts above about the way that I
spell 'humour', surmising (correctly) that I may be British. Back at ya now.
That's the first time I've ever seen an American spell 'arses' the same as
we do, rather than as a donkey-like animal ... ??

Arfa