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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

Why be humble when I'm the best driver on earth? I've been conquering
upstate NY winters since 1970. I know what all other drivers are thinking
before they know what they're thinking (if you can call reactive responses
"thinking"). I am aware of everything around me. I control the space around
me with an iron fist.

I am as a god. For $800 an hour, I can teach you. That's what the
aggravation is worth.

This is good stuff! I swear, if you gave him a chance, even you would come to
appreciate Limbaugh. Too funny...
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JR