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Gunner[_2_] Gunner[_2_] is offline
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On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:51:25 -0800 (PST), Too_Many_Tools
wrote:

On Dec 12, 8:19 am, Larry Jaques
wrote:
On Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:36:11 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner quickly quoth:

On Tue, 11 Dec 2007 14:47:19 -0800, pyotr filipivich
wrote:
Modify the mission orientation: you don't get points if you don't
complete it.


True enough.


When I was young..I didnt realize my capabilities were that high until
called to push the envelope.


Now that Im older..I didnt realize my capabilities were that low,
until called to push the envelope.


Scary, ain't it?

And it really sucks to have to blow the bonus on medical treatments


$125. 2 hours labor.


Labor? Hell, Gunner, we didn't even know you were pregnant! When
someone mentioned a gut yesterday, I assumed it was the same old
middle age spread that most of us end up with.

Munching on yogurt and oatmeal as I type this.


Good stuff, that.


Indeed. Ill be stocking up on them.


Try to find the healthier stuff. It goes a lot farther.

--
My future starts when I wake up every morning...
Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
-- Miles Davis





Labor? Hell, Gunner, we didn't even know you were pregnant! When
someone mentioned a gut yesterday, I assumed it was the same old
middle age spread that most of us end up with.


LOL...we don't like to talk about it.

It was an one night stand with some liberal who advocated gun control

Gunner could not resist..

TMT



Actually, banging liberal chicks is easy. They tend to lack self
esteem, have few brains, are often found drunk or drugged out of their
skulls and have as few morals as a tom cat.

Easy pickings.

However..they also tend to be rife with STDs, mental illness issues
and stupid, not to mention being rather ****ting in bed.

Want a really hot ****? Talk a Conservative chick into the sack. They
are smart, determined, proficiant and enthusiastic.

You want cheap and easy, or damned good?



Gunner