On Dec 4, 11:39 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

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My theory: Many people have some sort of strange fear of calling
corporations.

Maybe the reason for that is the wretched automated menus starting
with, "press 1 for English...press 2 for Swahili...press 3 for
Esperanto....press 23## if you know your client's extension...or stay
on the line and an operator will be with your shortly..sometime this
year."

Joe