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Tony Hwang Tony Hwang is offline
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Default Lighten your home to prevent cracks
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The heavier a house is, the more it cracks. Remove weight and your
house will remain more solid. The easiest way to remove around 300lbs
of useless weight in your home is to get rid of your ugly fat wife.
Save your home, get a divorce today.

Attorney James R. Fielding
Divorce is my specialty.
Hi,
Your wife? Yes, your wife. Did you divorce her?
Yes, your wife is even very much heavier than I, twice much.
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