"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
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Ed Huntress wrote:

"cavelamb himself" wrote in message
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Golly. I swear, Ed, you are starting to sound just like Gunner...

Do you remember the one about the seven blind men and the elephant?
http://members.aol.com/Wildlifer/blindmen.htm

Well, Texas is bigger than the elephant.
Has a lot more parts too.


A bumper sticker sometimes seen around here is "Read my lips: No more
Texans!" Referring to presidents, of course.

I, for one, am in favor of letting Texans freely emigrate to the United
States. ducking, etc...

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Ed Huntress




HEY NOW! THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS, FRIEND!

That guy ain't no Texan!

He's from New Haven, Connecticut.

He just calls Texas home to avoid paying Connecticut income tax.

He keeps saying "folks," as in "we have those terrorist folks on the run,
and they have no place to hide." There's hardly a place in the US where one
would say that with a straight face. Did he pick that up in Texas?

I don't know about those Texas transplants, but I still remember LBJ, too.
He was no winner either. He made the word "lips" into two syllables
("lee-yups"). It's a puzzle why we keep electing them.

Outta be a law, in fact...

Hey, if you don't control your own borders, that's what you get:
Transplanted New Englanders.

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Ed Huntress