On 9 Oct, 19:36, Victor Smootbank wrote:
I have a huge problem. I have a warp reactor installed in the basement
of my house, which is powered by a quantum singularity. Unfortunately,
my quantum computer crashed last night, setting fire and that
caused temporal anomalies, you know, this happens when you
have a quantum singularity in your house.

Now, these anomalies affected time and space and now time and matter
are corrupted. That means, a part of my house was "aged" for
thousands of years, but other parts haven't been built yet.

How can I repair that???

HI! Sorry for the delay in responding but I just got your post due to
the time shift in the room where you sent it from.

I've sent you a detailed response via private e-mail, including all
equipment required, the costs and time lines for the implementation of
the plan. I used MS Project for Windows 3.1 since I assume your
computer is in one of the older sections of the house. All figures are
in 2756 dollars, adusted for inflation and... oh crap...I forgot to
devalue the dollar based on the then-current galaxy wide trade-
deficit. I'll get back to you in a millenium or so with the updated
figures.