dishonest advertising...
Made From Pears: Pretty good chance that the product is at least
mostly pears.
Made With Pears: Pretty good chance that pears will be detectable
in the product.
Contains Pears: (1) pear seed per multiple tons of product.
(with apologies to Dorothy L. Sayers)
"Murder Must Advertise", right? (I saw the TV version. I've never read her
books.)
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