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John Ross wrote:


It seems my city doesn't have one competent
electrician!

Yeah, there's one. He's so busy that he doesn't do any advertising, has
an unlisted number, and doesn't even paint a sign on his truck. He works
alone because every time he's tried to hire someone, the guy didn't live
up to expectations.

Keep asking everyone you know, you'll find the guy eventually.