clare at snyder.on.ca wrote in message
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On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:17:39 -0400, "Ed Huntress"
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"user" wrote in message
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Ed Huntress wrote:

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A kid at the highschool where a friend's wife teaches always wore
baggy track pants to school - regimental. Thought he was IT.

One day he somehow got his drawstring caught (wrapped around) on the
wood lathe. Got a few good wraps of the track pants wound up too. They
got the lathe stopped in time to save "the boys" - but JUST.
Didn't faze the idiot at all - - -

Well, being in high school, he probably hadn't reproduced yet. So this
counts as interfering with natural selection?

aem sends...