Out riding my scooter one night and then.......... ;-) Ouch, that hurt.
This was just hours after the wreck, you should have seen me when the black
and blue set in a couple days later. Adreneline makes you do stupid things
like refuse to stay in the hospital where you belong. Total damage:

1 nearly detached ear (thank God for plastic surgeons on call ;-)
1" long cut to the bone above eye
1 broken collar bone
numerous broken/cracked ribs
various abbrasions/scrapes from bouncing on the pavement (luckily not much
sliding, mostly bouncing)

I really wish I had video of it. I used to think that soft tissue injuries
were a scam. I now know better, not that I got a dime for my fun. I
honestly didn't know that you could hurt that much. It hurt more every day
for three weeks, then it started to subside. The broken bones and cuts are
nothing (well...except those ribs ;-), it's muscle spasms and soft tissue
stuff that really hurts.