On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:52:46 -0500, John Fields attempted to confuse the
issue further by squeaking:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:42:37 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:03:06 -0500, John Fields transparently proposed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:47:49 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:36:44 -0500, John Fields wrote:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:26:28 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:11:40 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:20:20 -0700, MassiveProng transparently
proposed:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:41:03 -0700, John Larkin Gave us:
How about an intermediate case, say two golf balls that are
imperfectly springy? That's also inelastic. What happens?
You forgot to notice that it depends on their location. In my
hand,
no rebound on the golf balls. Against a ball laid on the floor,
rebound.
So you would call it "less perfectly springy" when on the floor?
Also, the steel balls behave in the opposite manner. In my hand,
I
get a rebound. Against a ball laid on the floor, no rebound, just
a side deflection from the not quite so centered hit.
Sprongy sure has a thing about the physics of handling balls that
are not his.
Not to mention his fetish for sticks that're bigger than his.
---
He won't come knocking on your door anytime soon, then, I'm sure.
Please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself.
---
Why? Do you feel strangely aroused by the thought of man-meat bigger
than yours?
So, keeping your homosexual fantasies to yourself was not an option.
---
Of course it was an option, just not one I chose to exercise.
Ahhh, so you /are/ gay! Well, not to worry. I'm bi, so I don't do gay
lames.
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-- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
I mourned:
The Mop Jockey did most oddly state:
DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
the oversized check is in the mail.
Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl ****
under several of my nyms.
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Said I:
You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
who does not and cannot own Hatter.
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"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
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and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
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http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it he
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Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
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And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks befo
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml
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A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.
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George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner on
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pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
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obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so ****ing scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
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coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
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"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
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Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
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stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
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