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from Andy Hall contains these words:

Gets about, doesn't he, your grandad....


With B&Q it would be a positive advantage. It sounds like he would be
very good at fending off the busybodies in the electrical and plumbing
aisles who accost customers looking for something and when told insist
that the customer needs something completely different and usually
unsuitable.

I don't go to B & Q very often (and the last time I came away empty
handed) but I have never been accosted in that manner. Could be of
course that my grey hair doesn't make me look distinguished, just even
more scruffy that their typical customers.

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Roger Chapman