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"ARWadsworth" writes:

Nothing in particular. Gardening, DIY and punch ups with the NDN is all that
happens in my garden and I have my own CCTV to record that.

You didn't record the drill incident, by chance?

Not quite in the same league, but yesterday, I gave the kitchen
a good clean. Afterwards, started preparing a late lunch. Oh
dear, nearly out of mayonnaise. If I give the bottle a good
downward swing, what's left will collect together and might
just be enough. Bottle had just come out of fridge, and I
hadn't bargined on the condensation and the effect that would
have on my grip on it. Anyway, bottle smashed into the ceramic
floor tiles at high velocity and exploded, covering everything
in the kitchen up to about 6' high with mayonnaise and shattered
plastic (fortunately a plastic bottle, although it broke just
like a glass one). So much for having cleaned the kitchen...

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Andrew Gabriel
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