:Jerry: wrote:
"Stuart Noble" wrote in message
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Weddings are getting more like funerals, unavoidably expensive, and
only slightly less depressing.

No, the Brides expectations are like that

Delightfully spoofed by Cameron Diaz in "Very Bad Things" circa 1998

, it's still possible to get
married 'cheaply'...



To a disappointed bride? She'll keep that as ammunition and fire it at
you when you're feeling low.