"Andrew Gabriel" wrote in message
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In article ,
"ARWadsworth" writes:

If I was to load up a few bags of sand from the beach at Filey where my
parents have a holiday home I am sure pold would have something to say if
I
was seen. I would also need to wash the donkeys turds out before putting
the
sand in a sandpit.

Don't forget to put the cat turds in, for that authentic
sandpit experience...

The local cats will be able to do it without my help. I can visualise them
passing messages down the street to their mates as I empty the van of a
couple of bags of sand.

Adam