"Don Spumey" wrote in message
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Having had to wait for nearly a fortnight for an 'Industrial Cleaning
Company' to come & assess, remove + document flood damaged property, I was
totally pi**ed off today when I came in from work!

Wifey..(sorry Mary,... or any other left wing liberal femenists), was
crying her little cotton socks off when I came home.....the '*******s' had
only "asked" her for £100 up front to cover for any Insurance excess!

Guess what...I've gone into Victor Meldrew mode...& I smell meat ;-))

Don.

Do you mean me?

I'm anything but left wing, renowned for my illiberality and believe that
there's nothing as unfeminine as a feminist. Or even femenist.

You can diminish you're wife's status but using a childish word, it doesn't
bother me, if it doesn't bother her either it's no problem to anyone is it?

I wonder if you took her as your lawful wedded wifey?

Mary