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Stormin Mormon Stormin Mormon is offline
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Default HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?

Use a cordless drill, and drill a 1/8 inch hole in the back of
the cat. Then, use an automotive dent puller to pull the cat back
out. Put the cat in the clothes dryer for half hour to 45 minutes
on "cotton fluff" and you're good as new.

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"Kendra Weissbein"
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ups.com...
: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN
AND
: FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE
BOWL AND I
: GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?
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