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I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?

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I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?


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On Jun 14, 3:53 pm, Kendra Weissbein
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I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?


Use a plunger and push the cat on through. Flush several times
afterward to make sure it is passed on out of the house lines and then
unload.


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I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year
old.
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Kendra Weissbein wrote in
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I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I
GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year
old.


Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like that?
To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old.


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In article ,
Al Bundy wrote:

Kendra Weissbein wrote in
ups.com:

I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL
AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS?



Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two
year old.


Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like
that?
To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old.



You're right. My humble apology to all two year olds...
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Use a cordless drill, and drill a 1/8 inch hole in the back of
the cat. Then, use an automotive dent puller to pull the cat back
out. Put the cat in the clothes dryer for half hour to 45 minutes
on "cotton fluff" and you're good as new.

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