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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND
FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
In article . com, Kendra Weissbein wrote:
I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? Does your mommy know you're using her computer while she's out turning tricks? |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
On Jun 14, 3:53 pm, Kendra Weissbein
wrote: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? Use a plunger and push the cat on through. Flush several times afterward to make sure it is passed on out of the house lines and then unload. |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
Kendra Weissbein wrote in
ups.com: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year old. |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
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Al Bundy wrote: Kendra Weissbein wrote in ups.com: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year old. Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like that? To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old. |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
Kurt Ullman wrote in
..mx: In article , Al Bundy wrote: Kendra Weissbein wrote in ups.com: I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? Just **** your pants like you always do. Your post is that of a two year old. Gee what did a two year old ever do to you to be blasphemed like that? To compare Kendra to a two year old is to insult the two year old. You're right. My humble apology to all two year olds... |
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HOW DO YOU GET A CAT OUT OF THE TOILET?
Use a cordless drill, and drill a 1/8 inch hole in the back of
the cat. Then, use an automotive dent puller to pull the cat back out. Put the cat in the clothes dryer for half hour to 45 minutes on "cotton fluff" and you're good as new. -- Christopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. .. "Kendra Weissbein" wrote in message ups.com... : I SAW A CAT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET SO I PUSHED THE CAT IN AND : FLUSHED THE TOILET BUT THE CAT IS MYSTERIOUSLY STUCK IN THE BOWL AND I : GOT TO TAKE A **** ANY IDEAS? : |
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