In article ,
Gunner wrote:

roper serving is a key. Bamboo skewer up the rectum and out the mouth
is the proper way.

Plus you can deep fry them on the skewer by simply dunking em into the
hot grease.

While I was in college, the Advertising Division of the School of
Journalism (Where else?) sponsored a contest for the best product line
for which to write copy and design graphics.

It was open to anybody, so I submitted "Colonel Nguyen's Saigon Fried
Rat."

My entry didn't win, but the campaign one of the students designed did.