On Jun 3, 8:19 pm, (Doug Miller) wrote:
In article .com, Terry wrote:



Define lifetime warranty.

In use, of course.



I never bought any milk that had a lifetime warranty, but the caulk
plainly says "lifetime warranty"

You already got your answer: the warranty is for the applied caulk. Don't like
it? Call the manufacturer. Maybe they'll send you a replacement tube just to
shut you up.


Who put sand in your vagina?