In article .com, Terry wrote:

Define lifetime warranty.

In use, of course.

I never bought any milk that had a lifetime warranty, but the caulk
plainly says "lifetime warranty"

You already got your answer: the warranty is for the applied caulk. Don't like
it? Call the manufacturer. Maybe they'll send you a replacement tube just to
shut you up.

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.